Choose Your Opponent
The age-old question persists: Would you rather face a colossal, lone horse-sized duck or a swarm of 100 duck-sized horses? Do they collaborate? Do they realize their size discrepancy? Does the gigantic duck view you as a loaf of bread? Will they engage in combat or flee the scene? More importantly, why resort to violence instead of dialogue to resolve conflicts? Consider the demand for miniature horses or giant ducks. El Arroyo has sparked contemplation on these intriguing scenarios.

Choose Your Opponent
This One Isn’t Even Very Good
El Arroyo, come on now – with two signs on one page, this one falls short. It requires some pondering to grasp its message, and once you do, you’ll likely groan, roll your eyes, and head to Taco Bell across the street. It’s hard to appreciate such creativity. What does El Arroyo offer? Do they serve food? Or is it just a group of writers brainstorming witty – or at least attempting to be witty – signs?

This One Isn’t Even Very Good

